Olympic Game Farm

I had never been to the Olympic Game Farm. It was hilarious. All of a sudden there's a giant zebra head inches away from your face looking for some tasty bread. Or llamas and bison chasing your car down for more.

There's multiple signs saying not to feed the rhinoceros. And of course, poor guy has a slice of bread hanging on his head. Doesn't he even look a little put-upon?

You aren't supposed to feed the animals anything but bread, with threats of a fine from the USDA if found to be giving them anything else. All the other signs tell you not to stop your car for any reason. These idiots (916XZZ) broke both rules. First they created a freaking animal stampede with their forbidden carrots, then they refused to move.

Which created a pissed-off bison who expected us to also have carrots. Unable to move because of the morons in front of us, we are only able to watch helplessly as he starts ramming the side of our car.

Luckily we were able to appease him with some scrounged bread.